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(SOLD OUT)Todd Wright's 8th Annual Santa Clausterf@%! (Full On Electric Chaos!)

Tis the third and the second nights before Christmas
When Santa Claus gathers some sixty musicians
To play holiday songs without ever rehearsing
Making music and magic with minimal cursing
And before all this holiday dust starts to settle
There'll be polka, folk, rock and the heaviest metal
So get tickets now or you'll be out of luck
And you won't get to say that you got "Clauster...."

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